PUNISHMENT BECAUSE OF HIAO
PITYFUL RIGHT? hahaha
October 28, 2008
October 22, 2008
Adult Themes
(1) To make it straight, she pulls it..
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To put it in, she pushes it.
It's hell of a job threading a needle!!!
(2) A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When
they broke up, he wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said,
'I'll pay you in
monthly installment.'
(3) Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to
her boyfriend.
'The man next to me is masturbating!' Bf:
'Ignore him.'
Gf: 'I can't.'
Bf: 'Why not?'
Gf: 'He is using my hand!'
(4) The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board
and asks 'Does anybody know what this is?
Dirty Harry says 'Oh, it's a penis and you
know dad's got 2 of them?'
The teacher says '2 of them?'
Harry says 'ya! The little one he uses
to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'
(5) 4 miracles of a woman
Getting wet without taking a shower
Bleeding without getting hurt
Giving milk without eating grass
Making boneless meat hard.
(6) What is the smallest hotel in the world?
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
It accomodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2
baggages left outside.
(7) Unborn twins saw a penis approaching.
1st: Papa coming, papa coming.
2nd: U fool, it's uncle lah. Papa never comes
with raincoat!
(8) A hubby said to his wife, 'I will take a
photo of your breast and frame it..'
The wife said to husband, 'I will take a photo of
your penis and enlarge it.'
(9) A girl at 15 is a SURPRISE.
At 25, she is the RIGHT PRICE.
At 35, a GRAND PRIZE.
At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE.
At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE, and
at 65, a GIVAWAY PRIZE.
(10) What did Snow White complain about after having
sex with the 7 dwarfs?
Snow White said, 'I would rather have 7 inches at
1 time. Not 1 inch 7 times.'
(11) The vagina is the world's best
rehabilatation center.
Even the most violent and aggresive penis comes out
humbled, head bowed and reduced in size.
(12) A loving husband had 'I Love You'
tattoed on his dick.
When he got home, he showed it to his wife.
She said, 'There u go again, trying to put words
in my mouth.'
(13) Lady was trying on dress.
Husband: 'Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit!'
Later in bed, husband said, 'Want to do it?'
Wife: 'It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for
a small sausage.'
(1) To make it straight, she pulls it..
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To put it in, she pushes it.
It's hell of a job threading a needle!!!
(2) A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When
they broke up, he wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said,
'I'll pay you in
monthly installment.'
(3) Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to
her boyfriend.
'The man next to me is masturbating!' Bf:
'Ignore him.'
Gf: 'I can't.'
Bf: 'Why not?'
Gf: 'He is using my hand!'
(4) The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board
and asks 'Does anybody know what this is?
Dirty Harry says 'Oh, it's a penis and you
know dad's got 2 of them?'
The teacher says '2 of them?'
Harry says 'ya! The little one he uses
to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'
(5) 4 miracles of a woman
Getting wet without taking a shower
Bleeding without getting hurt
Giving milk without eating grass
Making boneless meat hard.
(6) What is the smallest hotel in the world?
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
It accomodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2
baggages left outside.
(7) Unborn twins saw a penis approaching.
1st: Papa coming, papa coming.
2nd: U fool, it's uncle lah. Papa never comes
with raincoat!
(8) A hubby said to his wife, 'I will take a
photo of your breast and frame it..'
The wife said to husband, 'I will take a photo of
your penis and enlarge it.'
(9) A girl at 15 is a SURPRISE.
At 25, she is the RIGHT PRICE.
At 35, a GRAND PRIZE.
At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE.
At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE, and
at 65, a GIVAWAY PRIZE.
(10) What did Snow White complain about after having
sex with the 7 dwarfs?
Snow White said, 'I would rather have 7 inches at
1 time. Not 1 inch 7 times.'
(11) The vagina is the world's best
rehabilatation center.
Even the most violent and aggresive penis comes out
humbled, head bowed and reduced in size.
(12) A loving husband had 'I Love You'
tattoed on his dick.
When he got home, he showed it to his wife.
She said, 'There u go again, trying to put words
in my mouth.'
(13) Lady was trying on dress.
Husband: 'Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit!'
Later in bed, husband said, 'Want to do it?'
Wife: 'It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for
a small sausage.'
October 18, 2008
October 16, 2008
This
is ABSOLUTELY not MINE
after all.
It's abit of
Hurtful + Disguisting + Inhumanity
HiaoKong not gonna do this
Aaaa....WOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~
*heng*
is ABSOLUTELY not MINE
after all.
It's abit of
Hurtful + Disguisting + Inhumanity
HiaoKong not gonna do this
Aaaa....WOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~
*heng*
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